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  • Peters 8:52 pm on April 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    How The Royal Wedding Can Help You Get Laid 

    If you haven’t heard the hype about this mornings royal wedding, then you don’t have a television. Or a radio. Or a newspaper. It’s literally almost impossible to not have coverage of the wedding constantly pushed in your face this week, so why not use it to your advantage?

    The Brides Maid Effect doesn’t just work when you’re at the wedding. Usually when you think of the BME, you think about the sad single brides maid who gets so down about being alone at the wedding that she’ll have sex with anyone. Well in a case like this, the whole world is turning into that sad, single brides maid.

    This is the perfect time to meet local women. The single ladies from all over the world have had a constant reminder for the last month that they haven’t found their Prince yet. This morning was the cherry on the spinster cake when they got to see a 29-year-old become the future Queen of England. It’s bad enough for girls to be reminded that they’re not in a relationship, but this is the ultimate wedding cock tease. It’s what all girls want, and when they get to see their dreams lived out by someone else that vividly, they start to put effort into finding someone of their own.

    Keep it classy. It is royal wedding season, after all. Some people get so desperate during times like this that they’ll take the first person that comes along. Go ahead and have fun, but don’t take advantage of anyone along the way. Even though women are lonelier than usual today, you should still put the effort you would with them any other time of the year. Girls want a Prince, not a frog. Act as charming as you can.

    Online dating sites are hitting year-high numbers in subscriptions this month, and it’s plenty thanks to the royal wedding. Get to work on your profile and start chatting, because even if she can’t find have the Prince of England, she can still have you.

     

  • Peters 8:52 pm on April 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: meet adventurous singles, singles search   

    8 Red Heads We Want To See Naked 

    We’ve realized that while trying to meet adventurous singles, we haven’t ran across too many redheads. We can’t quite figure out why we have such a big thing for them. Maybe it’s because they’re few and far between, maybe it’s because the color of their hair makes us think heat and passion, or maybe we just desperately want to know if the carpet matches the drapes. We’re starting our singles search for the perfect ginger starting today. Whatever the reason for the attraction, these are some redheads we want to strip down:

    8. Debrah Messing

     

    7. Isla Fisher

    6. Emma Stone

    5. Amy Adams

    4. Julia Roberts (..when she was young and still wore tops like this)

    3. Lindsay Lohan

    2. Julianne Moore

    1. Christina Hendricks

    A few were left out, but if we named all the hot red heads in the world, we’d have a never ending blog. Let’s hope these girls don’t go to the dark side and turn brunette any time soon.

     

  • Peters 7:14 pm on April 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Age Gap: Why We Want Older. 

    When you saw a young woman dating an older man in the 80′s, you could safely make the assumption that the guy had a pretty hefty bank account. But now you can see a 20-something dating a Bon Jovi type and not think twice about it. The age gap in relationships have been pushing the boundaries for the last few years, but why are people becoming so attracted to different generations?

    A lot of it has to do with sex. Cougars have the right idea of going for younger men not because of how they look, but for what they can offer them in bed. A man’s sexual peak happens sometime from age 18-25, but a woman’s doesn’t come around until her mid-40′s. Why put all that good sexual energy to waste? If you’re a 40 year old woman, chances are you’re not going to get what you’re looking for out of your 40 year old partner. The early-20′s-male-and-mid-40′s-woman combo is so perfect that it should be an entire genre of porn.

    Being with someone of a different age has endless benefits. If you’re the younger one of the pair, you get experience you can’t find through your university classmates. It’s not just wine that gets better with age– people pick up all sorts of kinks and tricks over the years and learning early on means you’ll have those moves with you for the rest of your sexually active life.

    But don’t think you have nothing to learn if you’re the older of the two. Youth seem to be on a constant singles sex search, so you just may be in for something you haven’t seen on your block before. Not to mention you get to have a run at all the parts that you haven’t seen in working order for a while.

     

    There is no ‘too much’ when it comes to age gaps anymore. With the benefits of it increasing daily and society being so accepting, trying a relationship with an age difference can be more pleasurable than you think.

     

  • Peters 5:34 pm on April 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Is the Year of the Rabbit the year of the Slut? 

    On the Chinese calendar, 2011 is the Year of the Rabbit. According to Chinese astrology, people born in the year of the rabbit are some of the happiest, most generous and kindest in the world. They care deeply about their partner’s well being, both emotionally as well as sexually. Rabbit’s embody all the excellent traits one looks for in a potential lover.

    Or do they?

    Rabbits are, after all, very promiscuous by nature. And this is true of those born under the year of the rabbit, according to astrologers. Wanton, sexual, always ready to hump, hop and bop with whomever might be available, the Chinese make-out the person born in the year of the rabbit to be slightly over sexed, maybe even a slut in the more modern term of the word.

    According to some sources, there is both a challenge and joy of being in a relationship with someone born in the year of the rabbit is that their nature is to be kind and generous and loving. On the positive side, the Rabbit person is attentive, and has a great deal of energy, which can see great use in one’s sex life. They enjoy giving their lover multiple orgasms, and are genuinely happy when their lover is happy.

    But the common mistake when partnering with a rabbit is in believing that all the rabbits’ attention and pleasure is being spent on just one person. People born under the year of the rabbit have a lot of love to share;as well as fluid and sexual appetite! It is very likely that the Rabbit boyfriend has a few more girlfriends on the side and the rabbit girl is hopping from cock to cock.

    On the other hand, the person born under the year of the rabbit will be loving, attentive, and caring for every lover they have. The rabbit lover may have multiple lovers, but they will be able to sexually satisfy all of them. It is part of the nature of the person born in the year of the rabbit to offer themselves sexually to many people. The rabbit is promiscuous, with a kind and generous spirit that thrives in situations of sex with no strings and indulging one’s sensual nature as much as possible. So, do you want to meet local women born in the year of the rabbit? That’s the question.

     

  • Peters 4:40 pm on April 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Handling 

    If one is single, inevitably one will make a move in their dating approach that will fall horribly wide of their mark; it’s just the law of averages that not all opening salvos or seeming attractions will work all of the time. One is at a club or somewhere and trying to get laid and something will start to slip. You may say something wrong, or the mood changes, or some other monkey wrench is thrown into the mix. You have a choice to make in very short order. Do you abandon the plans and withdraw or do you press on and try to recover?

    It can be a tricky dilemma to solve but if you are quick witted you can often turn things around. When all else fails you can resort to the truth and simply come clean. This can often elicit a positive response and can get you back on track in no time. When things begin to go wrong you must be able to detect where and when the slip has occurred and take appropriate measures immediately to limit the damage control you will have to do.

    Sometimes a date faux pas may be no fault of your own, and you yourself are doing well. You just need to guide the situation back into the direction you want it to go. You may need to make the suggestion that it is a good time to leave and relocate. This can provide you with more privacy and a little more control over the entire situation. You may well be able to not only recover but get ahead and possibly even get into some slightly naughty situations with your intended and quickly diffuse whatever mistake it was that you made. Ideally one might want to save the fuck for last, maybe not even indulge everything all at the same first time, still there is a lot to be said for complete success in the face of almost abject defeat!

    The bottom line is that getting action in the singles’ scene is still a very viable option even if things start to turn worse. As long as you can detect things swiftly enough and take evasive measures you can put things back where they need to be. There will occasionally be moments where you must completely abandon things, but always try recovery first, always attempt to handle yourself and the situation.

     

  • Peters 4:32 pm on April 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Getting The Most 

    If you are looking to improve your sex life then look no further than yourself. You have the creativity and the where with all to do it and make the positive changes that will bring that extra spark and something to your relationship. There are a lot of resources that you can use to help you create a brand new world for you and your partner. There are many shops that one can go to for sure but many may not feel so comfortable doing that in person, instead try using an online resource. There are many of them out there with very good and decent reputations for taking care of their customers. Maybe you would be interested in giving sex toys a try or perhaps just books to give you extra ideas or ways to try different things. You can try things at home with your partner that maybe just need a little different spin on them. Try masturbating with your partner and arousing them that way, or perhaps take a long hot bath or shower with them and raise the stakes that way. Perhaps you could try anal sex if you haven’t before. You could try using food or cream or coffee or some other thing while you suck sock or lick that pussy.

    The possibilities really are endless when one is creative in bed, puts one’s mind into the task of wanting to be creative and sets to finding the happiness that couples are forever craving from their fucking. There is no reason at all that sex with one’s partner should ever become boring, unpleasant, unsatisfying or worst of all;mundane. The orgasms should always be as good as they can be, always be mutual, and be as much a part of sex and as important in sex as anything else we engage in when we are being itnimate. You just have to decide that no matter how long it takes you will find the ways and means that are right for your partner. Get with your partner and talk about your sexual fantasies and the things you’d like to try. Then form a plan on how you can try some of them. You have all the answers that you need. Form good communication skills with your partner and get to having that great sex you have always dreamed of.

     

  • Peters 4:12 pm on April 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Getting Past The Hurt 

    Anyone trolling an online dating website, reading a profile of someone they find attractive does not want to read about that person’s past all that much. Beyond maybe the most cursory of details, it’s as bad form during a date to talk about one’s ex as much as it is in chat or leaving clues in a profile to how hurt one might be because of an ex.

    Best leave the past in the past whether one is on-line or in person. Like a shark one needs to keep swimming ever forward in something that moves with the speed of the net and when one meets as many people as one can across a social networking hub.

    The problem with an on-line profile is that, for the most part, it is a static entry. Sure we can go in and change details, update our file as long as we are members of the site;and most likely any person joining a single’s site will stay a member for a bi, or until they find a match they are happy with. But for the most part updating one’s profile could either be wildly time consuming or might alert others that one’s not so sure of themselves. So given that the profile is more or less set in stone, or should be, whatever we post we must be careful of. Snarky sarcastic comments never come off as intended in print and bitching about how an ex done us wrong in the past won’t make anyone want to imagine a future with you.

    For any long term relationship to even have a chance of working one must work through hurt and start fresh. Until one is prepared to do this, it’s best to woodshed our hearts as best we can, regroup, hit the refresh browser on our emotions and minds, surround oneself with supportive friends or ice cream-or both-and contemplate one’s next move in the romantic arena. Sure one can blog about their past hurts, leave missives and pictures on one’s Facebook page, tweet and twitter until one’s heart is content but the minute one puts oneself out there to date again and does so in the digital dating realm one need be ever positive, forward thinking and leave the past off the profile.

     

  • Peters 4:04 pm on April 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Gender Gap 

    When it comes to trying to meet women, sometimes it seems as though most men are completely clueless when it comes to dating. They often seem to want to jump right in to talking about sex and then having sex really quickly. Men seem to use sex as a way to determine if there is compatibility, but women often feel that they don’t want to have sex unless they feel there is compatibility. This is a perfect example of how men and women think differently and the difference can keep them from coming together as a couple. Dating isn’t easy for anyone, but it sometimes seems especially difficult for people of opposite genders simply because they communicate completely differently and they think and reason completely differently, so what makes sense to one doesn’t make any sense whatsoever to the other. Some of the dating websites are offering more article and quizzes, to help people identify better relationship matches for themselves by matching personality types and explaining some of what’s going on in each gender’s heads.

    Women are often worried that there is still a double standard regarding sex, and usually they’re correct. There is still a double standard where men are able to have sex with anyone, anywhere and anytime they want to, even if it’s the first date. Women, however, are often judged rather harshly by society, even in this day and age. A woman that jumps into bed too quickly is still often considered a slut, and some men will still dump a woman that they feel has given in too quickly. This makes it kind of difficult for women to know what to do and how long they should make the guy wait. It also makes it rather difficult for women to be able to enjoy their sexuality and their sex lives. Who wants to sleep with a guy if he’s going to dump her the next day? Even worse is that women have to wonder if this guy is the gift that keeps on giving; giving STDs, giving orders, giving rules and giving the stalking laws a run for their money. Men have to fear the exact same things with new female partners, but men usually seem much more laid back about the whole thing. Hopefully we’ll learn to understand each other a little better to make dating somewhat easier.

     

  • Peters 3:56 pm on April 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Fortunes Favors 

    One the larger mistakes that people make when they think of being bold is that they should always and constantly be sexually aggressive on the dating scene. This is not always so. Being bold means moving swiftly and decisively at the right time. When this is further considered it becomes clear that it does not mean moving aggressively and constantly. There is timing, proper timing to consider. If you are looking to get fucked it does not mean you go into the club and march right up to some young pretty and lay out a line and expect to take that person home. You are likely to be laughed at if not given outright hostility and possibly even a fight by some other person who didn’t particularly feel very welcoming either. To be bold and to make time with some you’re attracted to or them you means to study your area and study the people in it.

    On must look for the latest single’s action; where is it not? Is it on-line or live? Is the music playing at a club you frequent well received, are the people hip? Are there some possible opportunities sitting by themselves or with a small group of company? How best should you approach them? Do they even look approachable? There are a great many considerations to make in a very short time. You have to learn to assess your situation with a pinpoint accuracy, formulate a plan quickly and then prepare the timing. Once you have decided on the best time, then and only then do you move in swiftly and boldly and stake your claim, strike up a conversation and carry on. With luck, effort, a bit of charm and good humor singles can claim one another and be their way home for a night of cuddle or sucking and fucking. It can all be yours if you play your cards right, watch for the right moves and make them boldly. Others will try and fail for lack of having made the efforts before hand and you will be one of the successful ones. When you plan more now, you will have less to worry about later. This is sound practice that will see you through the challenges of any situation.

     

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