If you haven’t heard the hype about this mornings royal wedding, then you don’t have a television. Or a radio. Or a newspaper. It’s literally almost impossible to not have coverage of the wedding constantly pushed in your face this week, so why not use it to your advantage?
The Brides Maid Effect doesn’t just work when you’re at the wedding. Usually when you think of the BME, you think about the sad single brides maid who gets so down about being alone at the wedding that she’ll have sex with anyone. Well in a case like this, the whole world is turning into that sad, single brides maid.
This is the perfect time to meet local women. The single ladies from all over the world have had a constant reminder for the last month that they haven’t found their Prince yet. This morning was the cherry on the spinster cake when they got to see a 29-year-old become the future Queen of England. It’s bad enough for girls to be reminded that they’re not in a relationship, but this is the ultimate wedding cock tease. It’s what all girls want, and when they get to see their dreams lived out by someone else that vividly, they start to put effort into finding someone of their own.
Keep it classy. It is royal wedding season, after all. Some people get so desperate during times like this that they’ll take the first person that comes along. Go ahead and have fun, but don’t take advantage of anyone along the way. Even though women are lonelier than usual today, you should still put the effort you would with them any other time of the year. Girls want a Prince, not a frog. Act as charming as you can.
Online dating sites are hitting year-high numbers in subscriptions this month, and it’s plenty thanks to the royal wedding. Get to work on your profile and start chatting, because even if she can’t find have the Prince of England, she can still have you.