My Soundtrack To Sex
Everyone likes a little background music while they’re doing the nasty, amiright? There’s nothing worse than hearing that awkward farting noise your bodies make when you’re sweaty and rubbing up against each other. Personally, I like loud, dirty music to listen to while I’m having sex. A little Pour Some Sugar On Me? Yes, please. I can’t get enough of it.
I know that it may not be everyone’s cup of tea listening to 80′s rock, and there’s nothing worse than having to put up with something you don’t like while having sex (like that time my wife kept American Idol on in the background so she wouldn’t miss who was voted off. Whaa?). So here’s a little music to have sex to from a variety of genres. We’ll start with the obvious…
Let’s Get It On- Marvin Gaye. It’s all in the title! The song is straight to the point. It’s about a guy who wants nothing more than to get laid, and everyone can relate to that. Every time I hear it, I’m in the mood. Every. time.
Let’s Make Love- Tim McGraw & Faith Hill. This is the one I stick on to impress the Mrs. Not only is it a ‘sweet’ song, it’s sung by two of countries longest-running sweethearts, which always gets the ladies in the ‘I want to show you how i feel’ mood. It works very well.
Sexy Can I- Ray J. I’m a little embarrassed I even know what this song is. I heard it on the radio a little while ago and thought it was ridiculous, but after talking to a kid that works for me, apparently girls love it. This song goes on in the clubs, and everyone is rushing out to get home and get their sexy on. So yes, to answer your question Ray J, sexy you can.
Crash Into Me- The Dave Matthews Band. I had no idea this was a song about sex. NO idea. I’ve known the words to this song for years and it just never clicked in until I was watching a live performance of his on VH1 and someone had yelled “Play the sex song!” to which he responded “I’ll be playing Crash Into Me in a few minutes.” What? Crash Into Me is a sex song?! After he played it and I actually listened to it in that context, yah, it made sense. He bluntly says “I’ll come into you.” Anyways, it’s a great song and a great tempo for setting the mood.
Paris- Grace Potter And The Nocturnals. The singer of this band, Grace Potter, said she wrote this song to be a bring you down on the floor, screw your brains out, want to do nothing but get free sex kind of song. And that’s exactly what it is. Great vocals, great song.
Having nothing but white noise in the background gets dull after 30 seconds. It’s great to hear your partner make the noises and take the shortened breaths, but it’s also fun to hear something to keep beat to. I think the pleasure goes up with the volume, so crank it!