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  • Peters 6:33 pm on May 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Back In Bed- Tips For Getting Your Grove Back 

    You’ve been single for a while,  the girl you’ve been talking to online has turned into something a little more, and you’re about to go on the big date that you know is going to lead to a night to remember.

    But what if you get to the bedroom and your usual adventurous self doesn’t perform as well as you remember? After all, sex isn’t like riding a bike; you have to get in your practice time if you want to stay on top of your game (and, unfortunately, self-pleasuring doesn’t count as practice).

    When you’re ready to get back into the game, take some time before hand to go over my fool-proof preparations.

    Groom! No one wants to go down on a guy that looks like a character from Star Wars. Trimming and making sure you’re presentable won’t just make her happy, but it will make you feel more confident going back into the bedroom.

    Read an erotic book. Not only will it put you in the mood, but it will give you tips on how to start the dirty talk in bed. Porn doesn’t have the same effect, as they’re mostly moaning and motion and less talk. Reading a steamy book will lead you in the right direction on what to say when the lights go down.

    Watch porn. Now that you have the pillow talk out of the way, you need to get the moves down! Sex is quickly turning into the new technology in the sense that it always seems to be quickly evolving. Download the latest videos and make note of the positions and places they’re doing it. Who says you need to be in the bedroom? After dinner enjoy some strawberries and cream in the kitchen to stimulate the senses, and stay in there to seal the deal.

    Go shopping. You’re going to need condoms, obviously, but these days there’s so much more fun to be had while having sex. You can usually attribute happy singles dating to a strong and healthy sex drive. Pick up some massage oils to set the mood, or buy a small tube of lube in case she wants to get adventurous.

    Most importantly, relax! If she’s willing to have sex with you, then you’re already over the hard part. Turn on the charm, enjoy your time, and in the event you don’t perform as well as you wanted, you can always ask for a do-over!

     

  • Peters 8:31 pm on May 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Sex On The Go 

    So I was watching an old episode of Gossip Girl with my girlfriend last week as she was desperately trying to cram 3 seasons worth of episodes into 6 days in order to watch tonights finale without spoilers (why she didn’t just take her time and watch it when she finished watching the seasons at her own pace, I have no idea). Anyways, it was a pretty mild show until out of no where one of the main characters loses her virginity in the back of a limo. Now I don’t know if it was because she was good looking or because, and this is shocking, the scene was shot well, but it made me want to run out and have sex in the first limo that drove past. It was a great inspiration for some outside-the-box sex ideas, and got me thinking of all the places I want to hook up. Or, more accurately, all the modes of transportation I want to have sex on.

     

    First, and most obvious since I just said how much I want to do it, is sex in a limo. It’s rich, it’s classy, and you have tones of leg room. (Side note– this picture is actually from the scene I was talking about. Youtube away, my friends).

    Next on the agenda is motorcycle sex. This one is tricky because I don’t know anyone who owns a motorcycle, and I also don’t know if it’s possible to have sex on one. But this is a fantasy list, so it’s staying.

    Boat sex. If The Lonely Island’s “I’m On A Boat” hasn’t made you want to have sex since you first heard it, then I believe you’re lying. Boat sex would be great. It’s kind of like sex in a water bed. A big, big water wed.

    Now is my ultimate dream, because I fly all the time and still haven’t found someone who is willing to try this out with me. Airplane sex. Isn’t the mile high club one thing that unites us as a nation? That semi-exclusive club that’s only for people that are so bad ass they’re willing to let it be known in front of a plane full of people that they’re going to that little back bathroom and, yes, they’re going to have sex! I should just turn to the internet and do a singles sex search for someone who is willing to get it on at 35, 000 feet.

    Then we have elevator sex. It’s hot, it’s risky, and it’s probably the only opportunity you have to get it on in between your car and the dentists office.

    And last but not least we have my favorite one, because my girlfriend actually lets me do this one. Car sex. A little on the bland side, but whatever. It gets me laid and it’s out of the bedroom. Never say no to road head!

    So there you have it, all the moving things I want to have sex on. If there’s any takers, my phone number is 1-212-884… ;)

     

  • Peters 5:41 pm on May 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    It’s Not Always Just Intercourse 

    There may be times when actually fucking may not be completely on the table for you and your partner. You shouldn’t allow that to interfere with the happiness and sexual satisfaction that you could be sharing with your partner if you use a little creativity. There are a lot of ways you can bring them to an orgasm for instance with licking and sucking. These are great ways to really pamper and please your partner. Long luscious blow jobs or licking pussy can be just as effective and even more intimate in a way then making the beast with two backs. A couple might be surprised that they have grown so used to the fucking that the licking and sucking was never fully and completely explored beyond maybe foreplay or a few stolen moments. It’s a very common occurrence to actually leave many approaches behind, begin to explore some kinks then just drop them as a relationship grows and people get locked into certain behaviors. If you establish good communication skills with your partner and explain to them that it is perfectly okay for them to tell you everything, and that you want to tell them everything, than things will be perfect between you. You cannot fully please them if you do not know how, if they don’t tell you how.

    So just open yourselves up to the fantasies that you could bring true for each other and explore all the myriad ways you can take your partner to places they’ve never been but only read about, or dreamed about. You could really make a big difference for someone and open them up to so much pleasure with you. It may very likely be that they have never been with such a giving, and open and understanding partner as you, and this can make them very eager to please in return. For committed lovers fucking is a very small and limited part of what their sex can be about, how they approach and deal with one another on a multitude of levels. There are so many ways to be intimate, many we forget we have forgotten as we march so swiftly in and out modern day lives and try to battle expectations.

     

  • Peters 6:13 pm on May 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    My Soundtrack To Sex 

    Everyone likes a little background music while they’re doing the nasty, amiright? There’s nothing worse than hearing that awkward farting noise your bodies make when you’re sweaty and rubbing up against each other. Personally, I like loud, dirty music to listen to while I’m having sex. A little Pour Some Sugar On Me? Yes, please. I can’t get enough of it.

    I know that it may not be everyone’s cup of tea listening to 80′s rock, and there’s nothing worse than having to put up with something you don’t like while having sex (like that time my wife kept American Idol on in the background so she wouldn’t miss who was voted off. Whaa?). So here’s a little music to have sex to from a variety of genres. We’ll start with the obvious…

    Let’s Get It On- Marvin Gaye. It’s all in the title! The song is straight to the point. It’s about a guy who wants nothing more than to get laid, and everyone can relate to that. Every time I hear it, I’m in the mood. Every. time.

    Let’s Make Love- Tim McGraw & Faith Hill. This is the one I stick on to impress the Mrs. Not only is it a ‘sweet’ song, it’s sung by two of countries longest-running sweethearts, which always gets the ladies in the ‘I want to show you how i feel’ mood. It works very well.

    Sexy Can I- Ray J. I’m a little embarrassed I even know what this song is. I heard it on the radio a little while ago and thought it was ridiculous, but after talking to a kid that works for me, apparently girls love it. This song goes on in the clubs, and everyone is rushing out to get home and get their sexy on. So yes, to answer your question Ray J, sexy you can.

    Crash Into Me- The Dave Matthews Band. I had no idea this was a song about sex. NO idea. I’ve known the words to this song for years and it just never clicked in until I was watching a live performance of his on VH1 and someone had yelled “Play the sex song!” to which he responded “I’ll be playing Crash Into Me in a few minutes.” What? Crash Into Me is a sex song?! After he played it and I actually listened to it in that context, yah, it made sense. He bluntly says “I’ll come into you.” Anyways, it’s a great song and a great tempo for setting the mood.

    Paris- Grace Potter And The Nocturnals. The singer of this band, Grace Potter, said she wrote this song to be a bring you down on the floor, screw your brains out, want to do nothing but get free sex kind of song. And that’s exactly what it is. Great vocals, great song.

    Having nothing but white noise in the background gets dull after 30 seconds. It’s great to hear your partner make the noises and take the shortened breaths, but it’s also fun to hear something to keep beat to. I think the pleasure goes up with the volume, so crank it!

     

  • Peters 5:37 pm on May 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    “I Met Him At The Grocery Store…” 

    It seems like everyone and their mother has a cute story about how they met their significant other. Everyone but you, of course. There’s nothing wrong with singles dating online, in fact that’s how most relationships have started this decade, but when your grandchildren ask how you met, you want to be able to give them a great story, not one that a majority of your generation will have. Here’s some places that hanging out in are sure to increase your chances of having a meetcute:

    Volunteer. Most volunteers are of a certain age, and usually aren’t in a relationship (hence their free time to volunteer). Not to mention you can only assume they’re somewhat of a good person, considering they’re volunteering and all! When you’re a volunteer it often takes great teamwork, and that alone can be enough to spark a connection between two people.

    Drink your coffee in the coffee shop. A majority of people order their coffee to go. This isolates you from making any sort of connection with the hundreds of people that enter that shop a day. Not only does it expose you to more people than you would have by getting take out, it also has plenty of easy opens for good conversation. If there’s not enough seats, you can ask someone to share their table. A simple comment on the traffic in the shop is enough to start a convo with your new friend. Taking note of what someone is reading is another good way. You can express that you love the other work that author has done and as if that book is worth a read. This way you don’t have to worry about rejection. If he wants to talk more, he will. If he doesn’t, then i will seem like you really were just asking about the book.

    Be open to conversation at the grocery store. It’s very easy to see who is shopping for two and who is shopping for one. If you see someone buying things you don’t usually buy, casually mention that you love that food but you don’t have any recipes that you can make it with and inquire what they’re planning to do with it. It’s an easy icebreaker and gives him the chance to invite you for dinner!

    Go to more group gatherings with friends. You never know where you’re going to end up or who you’re going to meet when you go out with friends. A simple movie outing with a friend can result in her seeing an old acquaintance, and that may lead to other plans together. Networking is important in business, but it’s also important in social lives as well.

     

    The internet is still a great place to meet singles, but if you’re looking for something a little more special, you may want to try alternative routes. These things may not always lead to sex, but they will at least be something to remember.

     

  • Peters 9:35 pm on May 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Cheating Isn’t Always A Bad Thing 

    A new study just came out saying that in relationships where men cheat, the divorce rate is significantly less than the divorce rate of a faithful couple. So why then when we think of cheaters do our minds always wonder to such a dark place?

    The study showed that when men cheat, it isn’t because they weren’t happy in the relationship or that they were looking for someone else to invest emotions in, but that they simply had the opportunity and wanted sex. It’s a mans primal instinct to want to have sex, and it’s been proven time and time again that sex lifts their moods. So what exactly is the downside to them having sex with someone other than their wife or girlfriend?

    Most people don’t have a problem with the act itself, but with the emotional stigma they feel about the deception of the act. Females don’t want to feel like they’ve been lied to, or that their significant other has found someone else that he likes more. When women look at cheating, they only see the ego attached to it. When men look at it, they only see the chance to get laid.

    Singles dating have the right idea: keep it light and loose! Singles don’t care how many other people the guy they’re dating is seeing, as long as he’s still seeing her. Wouldn’t it be a little easier if your husband had a place to release his sexual tension? That would save you from having to do the work yourself after coming home from a long day of work.

    Many people have brought open communication into relationships when it comes to affairs. Often when there’s guidelines and structure, people have very long relationships regardless if they’re sleeping with other people. I have a friend who lets her husband sleep with whoever he wants as long as it’s never more than one time with the same person, there’s no talking afterwards (pillow talk is fine, but they can’t exchange numbers), and he doesn’t tell her about it. She said since they started doing it, their relationship has been stronger than ever. He’s no longer upset or resentful about the lack of sex they have, and she can concentrate on how to help their marriage emotionally instead of always physically.

    Cheating doesn’t have to always be negative, nor does it always have to be ‘cheating’. If you take the ego out of it, then it really can strengthen the bond you have. But be smart about it– if you’re naturally a jealous person, maybe this isn’t the best path for you. But if you can handle it, then set up an online profile and start looking for your lunchtime piece!

     

  • Peters 7:40 pm on May 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    We Love Threesomes And You Probably Do, Too. 

    Have you ever gotten bored during sex and wanted to switch to a different partner? That’s exactly why we love group sex.

    It seems like when you ask someone for their sex fantasy, it always involves more than one person. Why? Because the more, the merrier. Where did you think that saying came from?

    The internet is flooded with people looking to meet singles that want to join in on the multiples fun. This is why threesomes are awesome:

    1. If one is boring, you have a back-up. We’ve all been in a situation where we’d rather be sitting on the couch watching re-runs of Jeopardy than having sex with the vanilla partner we’re stuck with. With threesomes, you always have a second option.
    2. You get exposed to ‘new’. In threesomes, there’s so much going on that you’re forced into positions you didn’t even know you were capable of. And you know how you learned that new little trick from the guy at the bar last week? Well now you’re doing twice the learning in one session. It’s the sex equivalent of having your professor teach you math and english at the same time, but instead of getting a grade at the end of the lesson, you get an orgasm. Which is awesome.
    3. You get to see what else is out there. If you married the guy you lost your virginity to or have been dating the same guy for so long that you forget what other dicks look like, threesomes give you a reminder of what the world has to offer without technically having to cheat.
    4. Size matters. Like smaller boobs? Bigger dicks? Skinnier guys? Blonder girls? You get to have all the things that turn you on in bed with you and your boyfriend without having to wish that he would change. It’s the best of both worlds.
    5. More people means more people. The best part about adding people to the bedroom is that you have more people in the bedroom! More people to touch, more people to touch you, and more opportunities to do whatever the hell you want.

    Moral of this story is: Threesomes are great. If you want to try it, throw your embarrassment out and get it on! Nobody’s alone in wanting to have a threesome. Next time you can’t decide who to sleep with, just grab them both. After all, there’s a reason menage a trois sounds sexier than menage a doux.

     

     

  • Peters 7:12 pm on May 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    The World Needs More Drunk Sex. 

    If there’s three things I love, it’s booze, sex, and the combination of booze and sex. There’s nothing quite like getting liquid up to the point of not caring what you look like and going solely on what feels good. People who aren’t as experienced as I in the art of drunk sex look at being whiskey-dicked as being too drunk to get it up. In my experience, being whiskey-dicked is basically the Viagra effect– you can rail for hours and still have a rager.

    I think everyone should have more drunk sex. Girls have this subconscious mentality that they should only do what looks nice in bed, and often they ignore their animal instincts that are clawing to get out. Drunk words are sober thoughts, right? Well drunk sex is sober fantasies! I’m not talking about taking advantage, that’s a whole noter ball park. If someone is drunk to the point that they don’t know which street they live on, they shouldn’t be having sex at all. But drunk to the point where they start thinking Hart really was a good rock band? That’s the perfect drunk for drunk sex. That’s when people start really doing what they want to do. Dancing on the bar, taking off their itchy sweater, having sex in the back seat of the taxi home…

    Ever notice average parties are terrible when you’re sober, but amazing when you’re drunk? If you haven’t had drunk sex yet, imagine what that mentality would do for you in bed! Your good sex could be outstanding. And that extra 5 pounds you’ve been stressing over? Drunk sex makes you think you look like Megan Fox. A proper mix of endorphins, hormones and alcohol can make you feel like a centerfold, which is fun for everyone involved.

    In the world of singles dating, getting back in the sack is the hardest part. But with a little liquid courage and lot of drug store protection (always remember your Trojans, my friends), you’ll be back in Rob Jeremy’s league by the end of the night.

     

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