Sex: The Ultimate Exam Stress Reliever
Believe it or not, but I’m a university graduate. In fact, I graduated from two universities within a 6 year span, earning 3 degrees (*pats self on back*), so trust me, I know what exam stress is like.
In the dorm I lived in first year, they gave us all a pamphlet on what we could to to bring down our stress levels. Not a word of a lie, it was almost word for work for what the tell you to do when you’re about to have a baby! Eat spicy food to get your mind on something else, go for a long walk to clear your head, take deep breaths to put you in a serene meditative state… They basically listed everything except the one that would actually help… sex!
Sex is the ultimate sex reliever. And no, that’s not just an excuse to tell the guy you’ve been wanting to sleep with all semester. It really is!
When you have sex, your body releases endorphins that put you into an elevated blissful state. Physically it triggers nerves that acts as a relief to the muscles that tense in your shoulders where you carry your most stress. Not only that, but the most common physical side effects of stress are head aches and and constipation, both of which can be eliminated with sex. Penetration can act as such a great stimulant on your genitals that it carries those soothing feelings to your head, which will erase your headache, and the constant motion of the thrusting inside your body will loosen what’s backed up, which will let you have an easier go next time you take a trip to the washroom.
Now if you want to continue to hit the books hard, then I’m not going to be the one who stops you. But a little study break never hurt anyone! In fact, I’m pretty confident I can say it does the exact opposite. If you try and cram too much information in all at once, your mind will do the opposite of what you want it to and dispose of most of the information you stick in there. If you study, study, study, you’re going to fry your brain. So go out and meet singles on campus! If you study, have sex, study, have sex, study, then you’re on the fast track to a big A and an even bigger O!
