Gunmetal Will Get You Laid
If you missed the VMAs on Sunday, you missed Bruno Mars doing a wicked cover of an Amy Winehouse song, Lady Gaga acting bizarre (par usual), Beyonce announcing her pregnancy, and the fashion trend that you’re going to want to try this weekend.
It seemed that every female at the awards that didn’t look like they were dressing for Halloween was dressed in the same thing: Gunmetal. And what did the critics have to say about all the girls dressing similar? Nothing! They loved it! Gunmetal is the color to wear for fall, and lucky for you, it’s not just because of the fashion: Gun metal is going to get you laid.
Gunmetal, which if you’re not a fan of fashion.. Or the color wheel… is a dark grey with a shine to it. Just like the color of metal that guns are made of (see where the name comes from?). It’s an extremely slimming color, and believe it or not, it beats out black for the what-makes-you-look-your-lightest color. She shine helps turn your chunk into sexy curves, which when you see how good you look in it will make it all the easier for you to be confident when you meet singles.
Not only will it make you look your best, but when men see the color, they associate it with danger, which will make you all the sexier in their eyes. Girls attention gets triggered by guys who look like they would be sweet and sensitive lovers, but guys want to have sex with someone who they think would tear apart the room in the process. The color alone is enough to get them excited, but having it draped on your body will drive them wild.
If you want to spice up your fall wardrobe and get lucky while you’re at it, go for the gun!
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