So I was watching an old episode of Gossip Girl with my girlfriend last week as she was desperately trying to cram 3 seasons worth of episodes into 6 days in order to watch tonights finale without spoilers (why she didn’t just take her time and watch it when she finished watching the seasons at her own pace, I have no idea). Anyways, it was a pretty mild show until out of no where one of the main characters loses her virginity in the back of a limo. Now I don’t know if it was because she was good looking or because, and this is shocking, the scene was shot well, but it made me want to run out and have sex in the first limo that drove past. It was a great inspiration for some outside-the-box sex ideas, and got me thinking of all the places I want to hook up. Or, more accurately, all the modes of transportation I want to have sex on.
First, and most obvious since I just said how much I want to do it, is sex in a limo. It’s rich, it’s classy, and you have tones of leg room. (Side note– this picture is actually from the scene I was talking about. Youtube away, my friends).
Next on the agenda is motorcycle sex. This one is tricky because I don’t know anyone who owns a motorcycle, and I also don’t know if it’s possible to have sex on one. But this is a fantasy list, so it’s staying.
Boat sex. If The Lonely Island’s “I’m On A Boat” hasn’t made you want to have sex since you first heard it, then I believe you’re lying. Boat sex would be great. It’s kind of like sex in a water bed. A big, big water wed.
Now is my ultimate dream, because I fly all the time and still haven’t found someone who is willing to try this out with me. Airplane sex. Isn’t the mile high club one thing that unites us as a nation? That semi-exclusive club that’s only for people that are so bad ass they’re willing to let it be known in front of a plane full of people that they’re going to that little back bathroom and, yes, they’re going to have sex! I should just turn to the internet and do a singles sex search for someone who is willing to get it on at 35, 000 feet.
Then we have elevator sex. It’s hot, it’s risky, and it’s probably the only opportunity you have to get it on in between your car and the dentists office.
And last but not least we have my favorite one, because my girlfriend actually lets me do this one. Car sex. A little on the bland side, but whatever. It gets me laid and it’s out of the bedroom. Never say no to road head!
So there you have it, all the moving things I want to have sex on. If there’s any takers, my phone number is 1-212-884…