It’s Wednesday afternoon. You don’t have a date for tonight. Or for Friday. Or Saturday. Or any day to be quite honest, but you can feel that urge start to build. You know that one, the I-need-to-get-laid-now-or-I’ll-resort-to-calling-my-ex urge. You know when people say that sexuality is a part of our nature? Well, they weren’t lying! When we have something in our noses we need to get out, our bodies sneeze. When we cut ourselves shaving, we heal. When we haven’t had sex in a while, we get horny. We get really horny.
Instead of going slumming at the local bar for the first person who offers you free sex, take a tip from your high school self! Getting back to your days of self exploration is the best thing you can do to satisfy your libido.
So how do you get yourself off when you’re not getting it on? You get creative! Everyone has downloaded porn and let their hands wander, but that’s so 2010. You need to jerk off the 2011 way!
1- Creep on Craig’s List. There’s a section on Craig’s List where people look for the craziest kinds of sex you could imagine. Dressing up like animals, role play, S&M, the works, and things you could never imagine on your own. Find an add that turns you on and use that inspiration to play out what would happen if you responded to it. Think about all the crazy things you would have done to your body, and try to do them yourself as your imagination runs.
2- Bring Your Vibrator On The Go. Who wants to lay down and use their little friend when you could do it in public? Before you start driving, simply slip in your panties and turn it on as you hit the open road. Having so many people around you not knowing what’s going on downstairs could be more exciting than the orgasm itself!
3- Get Hot, Get Cold. One of the best things you can do with your dildo is change its temperature! Find yourself a cock copy that you can microwave or freeze so you can feel a new sensation when you use it. If you go for cold, you’ll warm it up as you go which will make you feel more the longer you go for, and if you start off warm, you’ll get a great tingling sensation as the heat wears off.
You don’t need a date to get some action! Use your imagination and get creative with your masturbation.