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  • Peters 5:29 pm on June 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Stay Sexually Satisfied When You’re Single 

    It’s Wednesday afternoon. You don’t have a date for tonight. Or for Friday. Or Saturday. Or any day to be quite honest, but you can feel that urge start to build. You know that one, the I-need-to-get-laid-now-or-I’ll-resort-to-calling-my-ex urge. You know when people say that sexuality is a part of our nature? Well, they weren’t lying! When we have something in our noses we need to get out, our bodies sneeze. When we cut ourselves shaving, we heal. When we haven’t had sex in a while, we get horny. We get really horny.

    Instead of going slumming at the local bar for the first person who offers you free sex, take a tip from your high school self! Getting back to your days of self exploration is the best thing you can do to satisfy your libido.

    So how do you get yourself off when you’re not getting it on? You get creative! Everyone has downloaded porn and let their hands wander, but that’s so 2010. You need to jerk off the 2011 way!

    1- Creep on Craig’s List. There’s a section on Craig’s List where people look for the craziest kinds of sex you could imagine. Dressing up like animals, role play, S&M, the works, and things you could never imagine on your own. Find an add that turns you on and use that inspiration to play out what would happen if you responded to it. Think about all the crazy things you would have done to your body, and try to do them yourself as your imagination runs.

    2- Bring Your Vibrator On The Go. Who wants to lay down and use their little friend when you could do it in public? Before you start driving, simply slip in your panties and turn it on as you hit the open road. Having so many people around you not knowing what’s going on downstairs could be more exciting than the orgasm itself!

    3- Get Hot, Get Cold. One of the best things you can do with your dildo is change its temperature! Find yourself a cock copy that you can microwave or freeze so you can feel a new sensation when you use it. If you go for cold, you’ll warm it up as you go which will make you feel more the longer you go for, and if you start off warm, you’ll get a great tingling sensation as the heat wears off.

    You don’t need a date to get some action! Use your imagination and get creative with your masturbation.

     

  • Peters 3:12 pm on May 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Matt Damon May Have Been On To Something 

    I’ve made my thoughts clear about people going on a singles sex search. I think it’s great. If you’re horny and you don’t have a fuck buddy already on the go, why not?! It’s a win-win for everybody involved. Unless one of you has herpes, then it’s a lose-win, because you still got laid, but now you have herpes.

    I was online looking to meet local women, when I came across a video I hadn’t seen in a while. It was a song that Sarah Silverman wrote for Jimmy Kimmel to let him know that she was sleeping with Matt Damon. Now I understand that the song was a joke since, let’s be honest here, there’s no way Sarah Silverman could bag Jason Bourne, but it started to give me some great ideas! There’s a breakdown in the skit where Damon starts listing all the places they had sex while Silverman was dating Kimmel, and I realized how great of a checklist it is to do with someone new! Trying to get a home run in all the places he did? It would make me feel like I was living out The Bourne Identity, which is clearly every man’s dream.

    So here’s the places he had sex, which are also the places I now want to have sex.

    1. On The Bed. A little mundane, but sex is still sex! And if you’re trying to check this list off with someone you just met, it’s probably the easiest place to start.

    2. On The Floor. Who wants to be restricted to the surface area of a bed? The floor has so much more room to move! If things heat up, you can use the stop, drop, and roll technique as a new sex position.

    3. On a Towel By The Door. There’s nothing worse than the wait between the shower and the bed. It may only be a few feet, but it feels like a lifetime! Skip the walk and do it against the door.

    4. In The Tub. Soapy, clean, wet sex. Is Charlie Sheen around? Because I hear someone #Winning.

    5. In The Car. As much as I love road head, I love pulling over and getting down to the nitty gritty in the back seat even more.

    6. Up Against The Mini-Bar. Admittedly this is probably the most uncomfortable and inconvenient and you’ll probably break that poor little bar, but if you’re at a hotel, I say screw it! It’s not your mini-bar.. break away!
     

  • Peters 3:21 pm on March 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Cybersex is an all-encompassing term for seeking and having sexual fun online. Via one’s computer, smart phone, PDA, any computer device whether P.C. or handheld, the modern-day umbrella term for pursuing sex in the digital world can mean a lot of different things for a lot of different people.
    The common link to the activities is that almost always people are alone and almost always they determine exactly the stimuli they wish to experience. Nothing is taboo, there are communities for all fetishes and no-one is judged or ever found. The experience of sex on line is only limited by one’s imagination.

    Some men and women view cybersex as some sort of sexual play with another person online. Through texts or email or chats or video, these people will mutually masturbate with others, play role-playing scenarios, or simply just flirt through email missives and maybe by sending a downloaded porn clip or two to a partner. In the strictest sense then, having some sort of digital interaction with another person, even though across the web and not face-to-face, does constitute some human connection. In the very best sense these people are taking the blistering fast speed of the net, it’s amazing facility to connect with others fast ands anywhere across the globe to bring them closer to other people.

    So cybersex can be between two-or more-people.

    Other people define cybersex as a strictly masturbatory experience, simply engaging in some sort of sexual fun, sex play or erotic times with just oneself using the internet. What a lot of people enjoy about cybersex currently and what makes it so easy to execute without anyone else present is that there are all kinds of ways to interact using technology with just machines and avatars, not with real people at all. There are ever new technologies where people can have dildos or vibrators hooked-up to their P.C.- and attached to them as well-scroll through virtual games or play downloaded porn content and have the dildo or vibrator respond to the visual that scrolls across their P.C. screen. As people see with gaming, the possibilities are limitless with large group connections with technology like this, and connections that can still be anonymous.

    Whatever it means to whomever, cybersex is not soon stopping and seems to be growing daily.

     

  • Peters 3:10 pm on March 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Addicted To On-Line Dating 

    Any pursuit can become all encompassing. All the daily perusal on the net, from downloading porn to reading political blogs, to all manner of video gaming or even a book discussion group can become addictive if we let it. Stories of sexual addiction is becoming almost our modern-day celebs’ reasons for being and all anyone has to do is look around to see how many people, young and old, are nose deep in their PDA’s! From the fetish to the benign, we are led through life by the bright and shiny objects of our distraction.

    The Internet is perfect to envelope us. Nothing occupies our minds more then the idea that we might make a connection, albeit a tentative one, with someone like us out there, looking just like we are. Addicted to just the idea of the promise of heretofore unimagined sex, or at least the possibility to share a coffee it’s a wonder that more of us aren’t addicted to online dating and singles dating sites. The perfect medium for our quick attention spans and the need we have to become immersed in a pursuit, looking for love and sex on line answers every need we have for an all-powerful pursuit facilitated with speed and accuracy, at a small price. Men and women both, gay or straight, even teens, we all seem to want to make a connection or at the very least be attractive to someone else, even if it is someone we never meet.
    And the more we pursue the idea of dating on line the easier it becomes, until the point that all we might ever want to do is date on line.

    For most single people, it is more the potential then ever the execution of dating that makes on-line social networking so attractive. Given the veritable keys to the kingdom, in affect finding out mate, stops the addiction process; we simply wouldn’t be distracted any longer. What feeds our natures better is the potential for something and not finding the goal. For some, truly it is the completion of the task, getting that guy or girl to go on a date with us, maybe even actually securing a mate, but for most the addiction with online dating comes from searching the on-line dating databases, culling through profile pics and the do’s, don’ts, likes and dislikes of potential mates that is most attractive and will keep us coming back time and again.

     

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