Pursuing a relationship can be quite an ordeal these days. It’s overwhelming to think about the vast number of ways to meet people and yet so many of those supposed techniques yield nothing but anger, disappointment, and frustration.

The usual venues for meeting available singles have not changed in a while. There are the bars and the clubs, the bookstores and the libraries, and the museums and the parks. And while these locales can occasionally provide us with a rare find, the reality is that more often than not we are left with nothing. That is why so many individuals have turned for help to the online dating industry. These services have consistently proven to be highly successful at what they do. We would be remiss in our endeavors if we refused to use these services for our own benefit.

The first step would be to set up a user profile that best describes our personalities and our interests. And an amazing photo that captures us in our best light is absolutely essential. It doesn’t necessarily have to be perfect, but definitely an image that show us at our most attractive. The user profile will consist of a questionnaire that will consist of a series of inquiries into our personal stats. They will ask about body type, career and income, sexual preferences, religious affiliations, musical tastes, political beliefs, favorite books, and assorted hobbies.

Any online singles search will result in numerous options. We simply need to pursue a course that will help us down a path of personal and sexual fulfillment without compromising our high standards and core principles. And we need to have fun.

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There are few things hotter during sex than the element of surprise. When your partner does something for or to you that comes out of left field in a positive way, it can take the experience to a whole new thrilling level. This is especially true nowadays when relationships are so online-based, which means that profiles often glaringly predict whether you will get lucky or not on the first date. So when you go out on XXX dates with people who seem squeaky clean, but then very quickly get naughtier than you ever imagined, it is a delightful surprise and super hot. It also hammers home the point that a bit of mystery on these profiles goes a long way. There is definitely something to be said for leaving things to the imagination.

Surprise XXX dates can involve any number of kinky sex toys hidden in a woman’s purse or a man’s bedroom drawer. Or just extreme sexual practices that come out of nowhere from the face of an angel. The less predictable XXX dates are often the hottest.

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For people looking to date, friends trying to determine if there is sexual interest from their friends, or any of us thinking we might have a chance at some Xxx action, we have to all determine a level of interest from the other party. It’s not enough to get a side-long glance or a tweet, these days we are reaching out and communicating so often it’s not a surprise to get a hello from even the most remote of acquaintances. We need to look for a little more if we want to have that progression happen where we make a friend a date, make that date a steady romance, and make that romance into a Xxx sex partner.

Though clues and hints can vary there are a few basics for anyone dating or hanging out wanting to facilitate the Xxx progression…

1.) We are making time for this person or they us. If we suddenly realize we are spending more time with a friend then we used to or they are calling us up to hang-out-on weekend nights especially-then we might be rolling into a romance, which could progress to…

2.) The person we are dating making overt advances. We might then indeed be being led down that garden path of sex soon with them….

3.) Then when we do have sex with our partner they want to introduce toys or suggesting them, begin to whisper their kink to us, we might be getting close to some Xxx action.

Remember the Xxx progression can occur anywhere and with any person we have a causal interest in and they us; a casual friend, a new date or a long time romantic partner we have only ever had vanilla sex with. We’ll know Xxx when we see it-and feel it-but it’s good to know it is coming to so we can be ready for it. Most likely if we get to the point we are even noticing the progression we’ll probably find ourselves in the thick of it…and then, who would want to stop it?!

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It’s understandable that a lot of people, however, feel a certain kind of power at being anonymous online: they feel that since what they are writing cannot immediately be traced back to them they can say whatever they want without repercussions. But what these people totally forget about is that no one really is anonymous online: yes, the identities we create to do online dating and interacting may not immediately be traced back to who we are in the real world but that doesn’t mean that someone’s online reputation isn’t important.

Think of it this way: you go online to have a good time chatting with people and even, possibly, leading to some real-world sexual contacts. While the persona you develop online is not immediately who you are in the real world what good it is to have a bad reputation? In other words, if you have a bad rep online then how is that going to lead to have a good time either their or in the real world? By being polite and, to put it simply, nice online you can make a lot of friends that can open a lot of doors in many, many ways – including possibly leading to real-world sexual encounters.

So why it appear that you can say anything online keep in mind that being a jerk in the digital world is just as foolish as it is to be one in the real world. And if you become one you will find just as many doors closed for you in the digital world just as you may find them closed in the world of flesh and blood.

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Online chat is a really fun way to connect with people and get some entertainment. It’s an excellent way to while away some hours when it’s not possible to go out for fun because of weather, illness or an early day the next day. In the right chat rooms, it can lead to some really sexy conversation. Before joining any paid membership site, people who are interested in sex chat should find out the site’s terms of use. Some sites don’t allow risqué conversation in the chatrooms or even in the instant messenger. Since risqué is a very subjective term, the rules usually aren’t clear and users can often be removed from the site with no refund for breaking a rule that was never clearly defined. It often is subject to some user reporting another, and that can be a bit of a problem sometimes. A little jealousy can prompt some unwarranted warning that could get a member booted off the site with no refund and no legal recourse.

Finding sites that have active chatting and no sex rules shouldn’t be difficult. Most sex hookup sites allow at least some interesting, sexy chat. It’s pretty easy to see who can use words creatively in a setting where maybe explicit chat isn’t allowed or certain words aren’t allowed. People’s intelligence, or lack thereof, will begin to show when they have to work around some silly word restrictions. Actually, the challenge of that can be pretty interesting and enjoyable when chatting with a bunch of smart, creative people. It can provide a really entertaining evening in the chat room.

When looking for a new lover or sex partner, adult chat can be a great way to find someone interesting that might be worth getting to know. It will be easy to tell by watching what they write whether they’re intelligent, interesting, creative and open-minded. If they are, that could be a win – it’s definitely someone worth checking out.

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If you haven’t re-watched Kate Hudson’s rom-com How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days a hundred times, then that’s something we don’t have in common, because I have. But it seems that even though I’ve memorized this movie, I still don’t really know how to lose a guy in 10 days. I found out how to annoy the fuck out of one, but I don’t really know if that’s enough for him to be gone.

Now, I don’t actually have a guy that I want to lose in 10 days. In fact, I’d like to know how to lose a guy in 10 days so I know what not to do in 10 days to get my ass dumped.

If you’re looking to get out of a relationship, or if you simply want to know what will release you into the single world in a little over a week, we have a day-by-day planner on how to actually lose a guy in 10 days.

Day 10: Calling all stage 5 clingers
There’s nothing a guy dislikes more than someone who simply won’t leave him alone. After 30 ‘Where are you? Why aren’t you answering me?’ texts and three ‘I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for like 10 minutes!!!’ voice mails, he’ll already be second guessing this relationship.

Day 9: Question all of his platonic relationships
“You sure do spend a lot of time with your friend Brian. What’s going on with you two? Have you slept with him before? I don’t like you seeing him. I don’t want you hanging out with him anymore.” How hard do you rage when guys try to pull the jealousy card over a guy you have zero romantic feelings for? Well, he rages just as hard when you question his friendships.
Day 8: Ladies, start your PVR’s….
Make it Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie all day in your house! Guys hate reality TV– especially when it revolves around the Kardashian Klan. Start making him watch marathons of Keeping Up With The Worst Family On E! Television and he’ll be dying to get away from you.
Day 7: What do you mean you don’t want to go see Titanic 3D again? We’ve only seen it three times this week.
You don’t want your life to revolve around his plans that have nothing to do with you, so why would you think he wants to spend his free time watching chick flicks with you? Right, he doesn’t. Start making his schedule revolve around your ultra-emasculating and he’s not going to be a happy camper.
Day 6: Stacy’s extensions are totally showing today, what a bitch.
He wants to hear about your office gossip as much as you want to hear about his ball hockey game. Bring out your catty side and make him think that you’re all about being a bitch!
Day 5: You should be more like my ex
There’s no bigger insult than telling a guy you’re currently with that you want him to be more like a guy you were with in the past. A subtle, “My ex used to do *this* in bed and I loved it, you should try it some time,” will mentally destroy him.
Day 4: Do you think I should be more like your ex? Do you? DO YOU? Oh my god, you do!
Jealousy is a dirty game, but two can play it. Guys don’t want a reason to be jealous, but even more than that they don’t want to have to deal with a jealous girlfriend. If you turn into ‘that girl,’  you know, the one that’s always comparing herself to others and accusing the boyfriend of wanting someone other than themselves, he’s going to want that other girl… or any other girl.
Day 3: I want to see your Facebook.
This follows day 4 perfectly. Once you’ve planted the jealousy seed, make him think that you’ve gone over the top and demand to see his Facebook inbox and text messages. And BBMs. And voice mails. And e-mails. And every other way for anyone to contact him.
Day 2: I love you so much, I stopped using birth control…
Nothing says ‘I need to get away from this psycho’ like telling your boyfriend that you were worried he would leave you, so you stopped using birth control. If you’re pregnant, he’s yours forever! Sure you won’t actually do that, but it sure would make him worried you would.
Break up day: The best friend can also be the worst enemy.
Three little words (I + love + you) can seal a relationship, but 6 little ones can end it– fast. Those words? I + slept + with + your + best + friend. He’ll run out of the door so fast you won’t even have to say goodbye!

And there you have it! 10 simple days to a clean cut break up. Trust us, he won’t be calling you after that…

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I know how you feel. You’re sad because you have no one to spend Christmas with. You’re gloomy because you’re surrounded by happy couples and you’re not one of them. You’re down right depressed because everyone is posting pictures of their perfect presents on Facebook, and you’re posting the 9th picture of your cat dressed like Rodolph. But newsflash, my friend: You’re not alone! In fact, a majority of the world feels lonely during the holiday season.

If you’re in the dumps because you have no one to bring you 6 geese-a-laying (which we’re still not sure why anyone would want in the first place), we have some suggestions to keep your mind off of your single status and on the fun of the holiday season!

Take a vacation

Sitting at home thinking about how you’re lonely will only make you feel lonelier. Why not take that trip to San Francisco you’ve been wanting to do all year? Or go see what New York in the wintertime has to offer? Sure you can explore in your home town, but when you’re out of your element you’re so wound up in the unfamiliar sights and sounds that your mind is off the holiday blues altogether.

Round up the other Christmas loners

Trust me, you’re not the only one who’s alone this time of year! Although you may feel that you’re the only one without a significant other to spend your time with, rest assured that a good chunk of people are in that not-so-lonely boat with you. Instead of moping with yourself, find the others that are moping as well and get together! Either throw a party or have a simple dinner together– Whatever gets you enjoying time with others!

Treat yo’ self

If you’ve ever seen Parks and Recreation, surely you know what I’m talking about. There’s a day every year where two of the main characters on the show decide to throw caution to the wind and have a day they call ‘Treat Yo’ Self Day’. Basically they go out and eat what they want, buy what they want, do what they want and be who they want for the entire day. They live the life the want for an entire day and forget about what it will do to their bank account. Imagine getting to do whatever you want for an entire day? Not a bad way to spend your down time!

Try online dating

If they only thing that’s going to make you happy is catching yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend, then get one! Online dating is the easiest way to meet someone new and start a quick relationship.

If you’re suffering from the holiday blues, quit the pity party and join an actual one!

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If you’re in the singles dating world, you need to check out this great pictogram on the 11 places you shouldn’t take a date… Or anyone you want to have sex with, really!

Click the jump to see the list.

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When it comes to women taking sex tips, they’re almost more likely to listen to the ‘experts’ at Cosmo Magazine than they are to listen to their own friends. The only problem with that is Cosmo seems to have gone and lost their minds because their tips are less ‘sexy’ these days and more ‘bat shit crazy.’

If you’re going hit up Cosmo during your singles sex search for ideas on how to spice up your love life, I’d advise against these.

#10. Treat Him Like An Atari Controller
You know when you’re giving your first hand job and you seem to be jerking it in all different directions? And how unsatisfied the look on your then-boyfriends face looked, despite the fact that he had been waiting 18 years just for someone to touch him there at all? Yah, it was that bad. But for whatever reason, Cosmo is suggesting that you do that again. They’re telling you to ‘treat his dick like an Atari joystick and move it all around.’ Please. Don’t do that.

#9. Pull His Pubes
I can’t believe that they’d suggest this: Cosmo is saying that guys love it when girls take their pubes between their teeth and pull. Not only is it a bad sensation, but the visual is enough to trigger our gag reflexes. There’s no need for two people to be gagging during oral sex.

#8. Jerk Him Off With Grapes
Cosmo wants you to hold grapes between your fingers while you’re giving a guy a hand job. First, how are you supposed to get a grip firm enough to be pleasurable without breaking the grapes? And second of all, who the hell would want to do that?!

#7.  Shake His Nuts
“Take his testicles in the palm of your hand and shake them like you’re shaking dice.”  No. No. Just no. Do not do this. That will feel like we’re on a bad train ride, not getting laid.

#6. Toss His Salad
If you don’t know what tossing the salad is, then you’re not missing out! Think about what you do when you go down on a female, except do it to the back door instead of the front. If he’s straight, he probably doesn’t want you poking around back there. Not to mention guys don’t have that many nerves around the opening of their rectum, so giving it a lick probably won’t do much for him anyways.

#5. Bite His Balls
Cosmo’s suggestion of  taking the skin of his testicles and pinching them with your teeth is a boner killer, not a boner trigger.

#4. Do The Twist
“Make two fists around his dick and twist your hands in opposite directions as fast as you can.” Then immediately call 911, because that will hurt.

#3. Rub Ice On His Penis During Oral Sex
Have you ever seen that episode of Seinfeld when George gets caught without his pants on and it causes a woman to laugh? And he blames it on the fact that it was cold? I doubt it was ICE cold, so imagine what it would be like if you did freeze his member. Damn.

#2. Find His G-Spot
Do you know where a male G-Spot is? In his back door. Which is coincidently the #1 place straight men don’t want you to go. If you have a sexually adventurous boy toy, then you’re in luck, and you can go for it. But if you’re sleeping with a majority of men in America, you’re not going to want to sneak anything in there.

#1. Put A Donut Around His Dick And Slowly Eat It Before You Give Him A Blow Job
Which part about this is hot? The visual of a donut on a dick? You eating the dick? Getting a dry blow job because you used all your saliva eating dry pastries? The extra yeast you’re ingesting? Besides Fat Bastard, no man will want you to do this to him. Please advise.

So there you have it! If you’re thinking about being adventurous and doing something outside the box, trust me, you don’t want to try these.

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You’ve tried everything to meet singles. You’ve asked your friends to hook you up, you’ve spread the word that you’re looking, you wear suggestive clothing when you go out, and you let it be known that you’re even OK with casual sex. So why aren’t you getting any dates?!

Well my friend, it might just be because you’re too desperate to date.

There’s a very thin line between putting yourself out there and putting yourself in an embarrassing situation. When you’re looking to date someone, of course you should make it known that you’re seeking, but not by words; by actions.

People get scared away easily by strong suggestions. Telling someone something like, “I haven’t had a boyfriend in 3 years and I’m really ready to get serious with someone again,” is enough to send any sane person running, but innocently flirting and getting to know someone is a great way to show that you’re open to the idea of dating.

Look closely at the dating lives of your friends. There’s a good chance that the people who are always single are the ones who are desperate to find a match, and the ones who always attract relationships are the ones who are care-free about their dating lives.

The more pressure you put on finding a date, the harder it’s going to be for you to get one. Next time you go out, don’t do it with the intention of bringing someone home. Go out and enjoy the time you spend with the people you’re around, and you’re going to be much more attractive to others!

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