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  • Peters 9:14 pm on October 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dating, dating site search   

    Which People Are Best In Bed? 

    Every time the hot guy gets the hot girl in moves, the sex scenes are always off the charts. According to Hollywood, Hot+Hot= Great chemistry in bed.Well daters, here’s a newsflash: Some things you see in movies aren’t real. We’ll wait a minute while you let that soak in. You all good? Yah? Okay, Let’s move on. Sure pretty people might be the best to watch have sex, but they’re in no way the best in bed. If you’re in the dating world only to get laid, then you need to start setting your aim towards specific people!

    Attractive people

    Despite what you see at the movie theater, attractive people are actually among the most boring in bed. They’re not only the least likely to try new things, but they’re often the most inactive during sex. The basis of this theory most people chalk up to: “They’re pretty, they don’t have to try,” which might be true, but it’s obviously not proven. Regardless, attractive people are at the bottom of the sex totem pole.

    People who socially drink most weekends

    You know the type. The kind of people who you’ll find every weekend at the bar with their buddies. The guys who are always down for a few beers and the girls who plan their nights around martinis. Not only are these the ones you can turn to for a good time at the bar, they’re also the ones you can turn to for a good time in the bedroom! Social drinkers, even when stone cold sober, are more likely to be adventurous and try new things in bed. New positions? Sure. New toys? Why not. New holes? Er.. That one you’ll probably have to check first.

    Athletic people

    In news you probably could have guessed yourself: Athletic people can last longest in bed, because they have the best stamina.

    Modest people

    This tip is for all the single women out there: Men who are on the quite side and are modest in their daily lives are on average more well hung than outspoken, cocky guys.

    Tree huggers

    People who are into nature (ie– ‘green’ people) are not only the most likely to be well groomed in the southern regions, but they’re also the least likely to have STD’s and STI’s.

    So there you have it! When you launch your dating site search, don’t just target guys that look like they could fill Leo Dicaprio’s shoes!

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  • Peters 3:19 pm on May 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    How To Date Like Taylor Swift 

    What do Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer and Chord Overstreet have in common? They’re all multi-millionaires, multi-talented, and are all ex-boyfriends of America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift. For someone who is constantly touring the world, recording new albums, making movies, guest staring in TV shows and creating her own clothing line, I don’t know how she even has time to date. But she does, and she does it well.

    I’m sure all single ladies would love to have a dating record like hers. A pop superstar, an academy award nominee, a star of the biggest movie franchise in the past decade, and one of this generations only truly good musicians? Sign me up for ANY of those!

    But I don’t understand how she does what she does. Once you get past the beautiful curly blonde hair, all you have left is an awkward teenager who is a little Rene Zellweger-esq in the eye department and can’t sing that well. But it looks like these things work for her!

    This is how I assume Taylor Swift managed to get the dating life she has.

    Gain a holier-than-thou image regardless of how many people you have slept around with. Apparently guys will look past the fact that you’ve slept with half of Hollywood (or wherever you live) if you keep a halo above your head. You can find one at any Halloween shop or dollar store. I know Taylor doesn’t literally have one, but she’s famous she doesn’t need one. You probably do.
    Get praise for what you do, even if you don’t do it that well.     If Miss. Swift has taught me anything it’s that when have a job, guys won’t care if you’re good at it, as long as you have one. And as long as you’re hot. That’s why it’s okay for her to sing so poorly, right? Right…?
    Be super surprised anytime you get anything, even if you knew you were getting it. Oh my gosh, a Christmas present?! Oh my gosh, butter for my toast?! Oh my gosh, the mail?!?! Taylor Swift has a surprised face to the extreme for every occasion. Maybe it’s because guys can imagine doing something with the O she makes with her mouth? Whatever the reason, based solely on her popularity, I can only assume that people love seeing other people be surprised.
    Never stop publicly complaining about your ex boyfriends. 17 songs. That’s how many Taylor has admitted to being about ex-boyfriends. I guess when people say you shouldn’t talk about your ex’s, they’re completely wrong. Talk about them at every chance you get!
    Have someone steal your award; get pity.     Before Kanye took her VMA, she was just your average 18 year old millionaire superstar. After Kanye took her VMA, every guy in the world was talking about how hot she looked at the awards show. So now all you have to do is get nominated for something, win that something, and have someone steal it from you.

    Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and Ima let you finish, but my confusion about why you get such great men is the biggest confusion of all time. Of ALL time!

     

  • Peters 4:40 pm on April 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dating, singles   

    Handling 

    If one is single, inevitably one will make a move in their dating approach that will fall horribly wide of their mark; it’s just the law of averages that not all opening salvos or seeming attractions will work all of the time. One is at a club or somewhere and trying to get laid and something will start to slip. You may say something wrong, or the mood changes, or some other monkey wrench is thrown into the mix. You have a choice to make in very short order. Do you abandon the plans and withdraw or do you press on and try to recover?

    It can be a tricky dilemma to solve but if you are quick witted you can often turn things around. When all else fails you can resort to the truth and simply come clean. This can often elicit a positive response and can get you back on track in no time. When things begin to go wrong you must be able to detect where and when the slip has occurred and take appropriate measures immediately to limit the damage control you will have to do.

    Sometimes a date faux pas may be no fault of your own, and you yourself are doing well. You just need to guide the situation back into the direction you want it to go. You may need to make the suggestion that it is a good time to leave and relocate. This can provide you with more privacy and a little more control over the entire situation. You may well be able to not only recover but get ahead and possibly even get into some slightly naughty situations with your intended and quickly diffuse whatever mistake it was that you made. Ideally one might want to save the fuck for last, maybe not even indulge everything all at the same first time, still there is a lot to be said for complete success in the face of almost abject defeat!

    The bottom line is that getting action in the singles’ scene is still a very viable option even if things start to turn worse. As long as you can detect things swiftly enough and take evasive measures you can put things back where they need to be. There will occasionally be moments where you must completely abandon things, but always try recovery first, always attempt to handle yourself and the situation.

     

  • Peters 3:56 pm on April 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bold, dating   

    Fortunes Favors 

    One the larger mistakes that people make when they think of being bold is that they should always and constantly be sexually aggressive on the dating scene. This is not always so. Being bold means moving swiftly and decisively at the right time. When this is further considered it becomes clear that it does not mean moving aggressively and constantly. There is timing, proper timing to consider. If you are looking to get fucked it does not mean you go into the club and march right up to some young pretty and lay out a line and expect to take that person home. You are likely to be laughed at if not given outright hostility and possibly even a fight by some other person who didn’t particularly feel very welcoming either. To be bold and to make time with some you’re attracted to or them you means to study your area and study the people in it.

    On must look for the latest single’s action; where is it not? Is it on-line or live? Is the music playing at a club you frequent well received, are the people hip? Are there some possible opportunities sitting by themselves or with a small group of company? How best should you approach them? Do they even look approachable? There are a great many considerations to make in a very short time. You have to learn to assess your situation with a pinpoint accuracy, formulate a plan quickly and then prepare the timing. Once you have decided on the best time, then and only then do you move in swiftly and boldly and stake your claim, strike up a conversation and carry on. With luck, effort, a bit of charm and good humor singles can claim one another and be their way home for a night of cuddle or sucking and fucking. It can all be yours if you play your cards right, watch for the right moves and make them boldly. Others will try and fail for lack of having made the efforts before hand and you will be one of the successful ones. When you plan more now, you will have less to worry about later. This is sound practice that will see you through the challenges of any situation.

     

  • Peters 3:35 pm on March 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dating, single people   

    Fitting In 

    There are many single people who feel very nervous and stressed out about trying to fit in at a club. These people are taking an experience that should be exciting and fun for them and turning it into a frightening and for some even horrifying experience.

    This need not be the case.

    What should happen is that friends should help other friends adjust. If you take that step and offer to take someone under your wing like this, the advantages and rewards you receive could be untold. First and foremost you will have helped a friend find happiness and confidence. This alone is reward enough. Pragmatically speaking you will have found a new wingman that you can now trust to help you out when you are trying to work your own style and scene you will have gotten a good reputation as a solid and stand-up person who takes care of their people. Thirdly, you will never know but that that person could turn out to be a knock-out heart breaker and maybe you help to shone-up a gem in the rough who will bring all manner of new acquaintances and possible dates your way. Take that person and tell them that if they want to get laid or find that special someone they will have to develop confidence before anything else can happen. You can help them do this by giving them a make-over and showing them just how effective they can be at being sexy and attractive. When they see how attractive they are that alone will build confidence, then when they actually try out their new look and see how people respond that will build still more confidence. Once they have really built up enough to get started they can be taken out. When they get fucked that first time it will change them and they will be ready to join the dating scene as a new member and ready to find whatever action they are looking for. If they want a fuck buddy they’ve got it, if they want more they’ve got that too. You will have done a great thing in helping someone overcome very unnecessary fears that have plagued them a long time.

     

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