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  • Peters 7:35 pm on September 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Are You A Sammi Or A Ronnie? 

    I’m not ashamed to say it– I love watching Jersey Shore. There isn’t a Thursday that you won’t find me in front of my TV watching a group of the classiest, well-read, extremely tone-appropriate skin colors doing things that obviously only the classiest of folk do. Wait… that may be Jeopardy I’m thinking of. Jersey Shore is the one where they get drunk and fight each other, right? I like that one, too. But, like most people, there’s an element of that show that I can’t stand. And those elements’ names? Sammi and Ron.

    While the rest of the world is sitting around wondering why the two of them are together, I’m sitting pretty because I already know the answer. After going on Jersey Shore and showing the world that they’re absolutely bat shit crazy, they’ve realized that not a single soul would date them now, so they’ve decided to cling to each other in a desperate attempt to not be alone for the rest of their lives.

    Personally my favorite part about the hatred towards Sammi and Ron is that most of it comes from couples EXACTLY LIKE SAMMI AND RON. Newsflash, world! If you’re in a relationship where you drink too much and fight all the time and break up every other day and cry all the time, then you aren’t exactly in the position to judge a couple who drinks too much and fights all the time and breaks up every other day and cries all the time. But, since most likely you are in a relationship like that, I have a fun game for you!

    Laaaaadies and gentlemen! It’s time to play Who Are You: Sammi Or Rahn? This is where the theme music would start playing if this was on TV and not the internet.


    First Question!
    Do you have an abnormal amount of rage built up inside you because you’ve been overloading your steroid usage since you were 14? Have you not seen your balls in the last 6 years because they’ve shrunken to the size of your brain? When you’re drunk, do you start taking swings at your guy friends? And when you’re really drunk do you start taking swings at your girlfriend (Don’t worry about it man, she probably deserved it anyways)?
    If this sounds like you, then you’re a RONNIE!!!

    Next Question!
    Does your boyfriend traumatize you by having sex with women who aren’t you in the smush room in the house you both live in together? Does he troll the city visibly high on coke looking to meet local women to make out with in front of all your mutual friends, then get violently mad when said friends tell you about it? Do you enjoy getting in loud screaming matches that always end in you crying, being single, and getting back together all within a night?
    If this one sounds like you, then you my friend are a SAMMI!!

    Wasn’t that fun?! Next time join us to see if you’re an Ike or a Tina!

     

  • Peters 8:27 pm on September 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Can These People Date Already, Please? 

    People have a tendency to get attached to couples on the big screen, despite the fact that the only time sparks fly between them is when the cameras are rolling. We know that what they’re saying is completely scripted, yet we can’t help but want to see them get a real-life happily-ever-after.

    When it comes to on-screen couples, these are the ones we want to see together off screen:

    Baby & Johnny

    The Dirty Dancing duo had a story book courtship from the start: She was the daddy’s girl without dating experience, he was the bad boy with a heart of gold that her dad didn’t want her to see, and they were brought together by– what else– dancing! Which girl didn’t wish that she was Baby when he sweetly lifted her above his head? For years the rumor mill turned saying that the two of them were living together and were madly in love, when in reality they disliked each other so much that they didn’t even talk in between takes, let alone on their spare time. Rumor has it Swayze spent his time trying to meet local women around set, and Jennifer spent hers talking about what a dick he was.

    Zack & Kelly

    The reigning king and queen of Bayside set the standard for ‘cool high school couple’ in TV. When they got married in their almost-Vegas wedding episode, girls and guys alike around the world were crushed and elated. Despite their chemistry on screen, they insist that they’re nothing but good friends and have both married other people since.

    Jack & Rose

    What is it about Leo and Kate that makes us want to see them together so badly?! Was it the fact that their sex scene in Titanic was the best ever, or was it something else? When she divorced her husband this year and he split with long-time girlfriend Bar, people assumed that naturally they’d get together. It wasn’t long before Kate was dating a felly Britt Burberry model and Leo was seen dating one of the stars of Gossip Girl. I guess the hopes of their relationship went down with the Titanic.

    Corey & Topanga

    For 20-somethings, Corey and Topanga were the prime example of a perfect couple. They met in grade school, started dating in high school, and eventually married in college. We literally got to see them grow up together, and seeing them now with other people is like learning that your best friends are getting divorced. Heartbreaker.

    Allie & Noah

    These two actually were a couple in real life for a few years. Once they wrapped the notebook, we got to see a steamy real-life kiss between them on the MTV Awards, which fueled the fan fire to see them together. Then they broke up, making it just that much sadder to watch the Notebook.

    Seth & Summer

    These two were the other pair on this list that were together in real life, but in a case of good timing, the broke up right as their characters broke up on the show. Talk about life imitating art.

    Jim & Pam

    Come on! They’re just perfect for each other. I don’t need to explain this one.

    Ennis & Jack

    In what is still known as the best LGBT love story to date, we saw two people had the odds against them love and lose. Jake died in the movie which made fans want to see them together even more in real life, but then Heath Ledger died himself.

    Even though we know these couples started in our DVD players, we want to see them keep going in real life!

     

  • Peters 5:34 pm on August 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    You Really Need To Lower Your Deal Breaker Standards 

    Last night I was out with my buddy Ron and we started to talk about the girl he’s been seeing. She’s a cute little blonde, really pretty in the face and body, as a wicked personality, and works as a nurse. If he hadn’t already tapped it, I would have tried for her myself. But while we were talking about how it was going between the two of them, he said it was over. The next bit of our conversation went like this:

    “What do you mean it’s over?”
    “It’s just over. I ended it.”
    “Why?”
    “She listened to Adele. Like all the time. I couldn’t stand it anymore. Does she not have any other CDs?”

    This asshole was being serious!  He was willing to give up sex with one of the most near-perfect women I’ve ever met because she listens to a music artist too much? What kind of lame excuse is that?

    If you’re one of these people that are willing to break up with someone on a dime because of something as petty as their choice in music, then you need to smarten up. When you ween potential dates out of your life because of small details, you’re going to wind up with someone who is free of the small annoyances, but is filled with real problems.

    Let’s take a look at what is and isn’t acceptable, shall we?

    Acceptable:

    • Their work schedules are the exact opposite of yours, making it impossible to ever see them
    • They’re emotionally damaging to you
    • They’ve just killed someone

    Totally not acceptable:

    • You don’t like that they wear Ed Hardy (Alright, this one is debatable.)
    • You’re offended they haven’t read Twilight
    • They smoke. That is what quitting is for!

    Cutting people off for reasons that really don’t matter will leave you lonely and and attempting to meet local women for the rest of your life.

     

  • Peters 6:17 pm on July 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Chick Flicks Will Ruin Your Relationship 

    It always seems like a sweet and unselfish gesture when a guy takes a girl to see chick flick of choice. I mean, no guy really wants to go see a Kate Hudson movie unless they know for a fact she’s going to get naked. In reality, guys usually bring their date to a chick flick with the intentions that she’s going to feel the romantic mood of the movie and decide to give out free sex. Fair warning, gentlemen: Your plan is going to backfire.

    Chick flicks are good for one thing: fulfilling a girls fantasy on what she thinks the perfect relationship is. But what do you think happens once she gets a taste of the sweet life? The bar gets raised and you’re left wishing you didn’t take her to the movie in the first place.

    These movies are designed to show women the perfect man. The perfect job, the perfect body, and the perfect thing said at the perfect time. It’s impossible to live a perfect life like that in an imperfect world, but people have a tendency to believe what they see in the movies, and this is no exception. If you aren’t clearing out an entire NFL stadium so you two can have a romantic, candle lit dinner in the middle of the field, then you’re just not stacking up to Ryan Reynolds, which is unacceptable. When women watch chick flicks, they want to be wooed just as much as the people on screen, and if you don’t reach their Hollywood-high expectations, they’re not going to be happy about it.

    Unless you want to re-start trying to meet local women as soon as the movie is done, save your relationship and skip the chick flick!

     

  • Peters 4:42 pm on June 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Reasons Why Break Ups Are Good For The Mind 

    We all do it. Go through a tough break up, break out the tissues, Ben & Jerry’s, worn out copy of The Notebook, and cry for a week solid without seeing the silver lining of the situation. When we go through break ups, we concentrate so much on what we lose that we don’t clearly see all the positive things that comes along with a newly single life.

    Why sit and wallow in the fact you’ve lost love? Instead of leaning on the depression as a clutch, ditch it all together and think about what’s ahead!

    The best thing about re-entering the single world is connecting with old friends. Let’s face it, it’s hard to be a good friend when you’re in a relationship. Those weekly trips to the movies and hours-long phone conversations are harder to fit into your schedule, and when you do have spare time, you want to spend it with your spouse, not with your friends. Regardless of how long it’s been since you’ve left them for the dating world, your friends are always going to be there when you come out the breakup end. You get to take the time you used to spend stuck in a routine with your boyfriend or girlfriend, and put it towards having a good time with your friends just like before. Having them around won’t just give you a distraction, but it will put you back on the right path to a proper social life.

    You no longer have to think about ‘we’. When you want to go on vacation, or to dinner, or even on a walk to the store, you have to consider the time you both have to do it, not just one of you. When you’re in a relationship, you’re always thinking of ‘we’ first and ‘me’ second. When you’re out of the relationship, you get to think about ‘me’ all you can! What you want to do, where you want to do it, and when you want to get it done. It’s a great feeling.

    And you know all that boring, missionary sex you’ve had to put up with for the past few years? That’s all done! You can go to your local bar and meet local women or men to have a wild, passionate night with. Now that you’re not with someone you’re used to, you get to explore someone else’s body the way you’ve been craving.

    Being single can do wonders for your psyche! Stay positive about the situation. Since you’re already broken up, the past is in the past. You might as well get over the sadness hump and move onto the recovery stage. Embrace your new single life and enjoy the freedom!

     

  • Peters 4:57 pm on May 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Fun Places To Find Singles 

    You’ve heard the same basic list over and over: Grocery store, at the mall, at the coffee shop… Maybe your problem with not finding a way to meet singles is because you’re looking in all the wrong places?

    It’s time to expand your mind and your fishing pond, because by the looks of your Facebook relationship status, it’s not working out too well for you, now is it?

    Next time you’re out looking to meet local women or men, try one of these places:

    • The bark park.
      All single men who have dogs need to take them for a walk. It’s the perfect opportunity to strike up a conversation with someone. You already have something to talk about (the pups), and you won’t need to worry about interrupting his conversation, as we’ve already established his companion for the time being is a dog.
    • A night class.
      You can never stop learning, right? If you’ve been interested in taking a language class, a cooking class, or an anything class, it’s a great place to meet singles who are as interested in academics as you are.
    • The hardware store.
      Most women in hardware stores are single. If they weren’t, then they’d probably send their boyfriends to do the job. And for women, there’s a ton of men there to choose from! The hardware store really is a win-win place to pick up.
    • Multi-seated restaurants. One of my favorite pizza places seats you at a picnic table that holds 10 people. Usually you only go with a few people at most, so you end up sitting and talking with strangers. If you end up connecting with one of them, it’s almost like the first date is already done, and you don’t have to worry about it being awkward because you both had friends there to back you up.
    • A sporting event.
      There’s nothing like seeing a home run and high-fiving the hottie that’s been sitting in front of you all game. Why not use that momentum to start a chat about how the game’s going? You never know, they may just ask you to meet them at the next one.

    If you’re on the hunt for a new boyfriend or girlfriend, think outside the box! Chances are if you try the coffee shop, you’re going to be faced with a lot of competition trying to do the same. Go somewhere a little more unique and you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the outcome.

     

  • Peters 5:13 pm on May 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Does Money Make A Difference In Internet Dating? 

    It’s a question that people have been wondering since online dating first came into play: What’s better, free dating sites, or paid dating sites? Well, that all depends on what you’re looking for.

    Let’s break it down:

     


    If you’re just looking for action:     Free dating sites. People looking for free sex probably aren’t going to be handing over their credit card number to sign up for a dating site.

    If you want to start a committed relationship: Paid dating sites. People that use paid dating sites are usually more serious about finding someone to spend time with, and they’re willing to take the effort to make a real connection with someone. On most paid dating sites, you have to commit to a three-to-12 month account, which promotes people to stay logged in until they find success.

    If you’re looking for friends in your area: Either! If it’s just a friend you’re looking for, then you can find that connection on either medium. People on both free and paid dating sites are always looking to connect regardless of the emotional attachments that do or do not come along with it, so you have extreme leeway in choosing your site for this.

    If you want to find someone with specific personality  traits/ looks: Paid dating sites. When you sign up for a paid dating site, you often have to fill out a lengthy survey asking questions about your life, appearance, and what you’re looking for in someone else. When someone fills this out, it makes it easier to match you with what you’re looking for. Not to say that it’s impossible to find this on free dating sites, but you’ll be doing all the searching yourself and it will take you quite a while longer. If you want something specific, stick to paid dating sites.

     

    Whatever it is you’re looking for, you’ll be able to find it online. When you want to meet local women or men with specific traits, you may have to break out the credit card, but if you’re willing to put the time in, then you’ll have no trouble finding someone in the digital world.

     

  • Peters 3:12 pm on May 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Matt Damon May Have Been On To Something 

    I’ve made my thoughts clear about people going on a singles sex search. I think it’s great. If you’re horny and you don’t have a fuck buddy already on the go, why not?! It’s a win-win for everybody involved. Unless one of you has herpes, then it’s a lose-win, because you still got laid, but now you have herpes.

    I was online looking to meet local women, when I came across a video I hadn’t seen in a while. It was a song that Sarah Silverman wrote for Jimmy Kimmel to let him know that she was sleeping with Matt Damon. Now I understand that the song was a joke since, let’s be honest here, there’s no way Sarah Silverman could bag Jason Bourne, but it started to give me some great ideas! There’s a breakdown in the skit where Damon starts listing all the places they had sex while Silverman was dating Kimmel, and I realized how great of a checklist it is to do with someone new! Trying to get a home run in all the places he did? It would make me feel like I was living out The Bourne Identity, which is clearly every man’s dream.

    So here’s the places he had sex, which are also the places I now want to have sex.

    1. On The Bed. A little mundane, but sex is still sex! And if you’re trying to check this list off with someone you just met, it’s probably the easiest place to start.

    2. On The Floor. Who wants to be restricted to the surface area of a bed? The floor has so much more room to move! If things heat up, you can use the stop, drop, and roll technique as a new sex position.

    3. On a Towel By The Door. There’s nothing worse than the wait between the shower and the bed. It may only be a few feet, but it feels like a lifetime! Skip the walk and do it against the door.

    4. In The Tub. Soapy, clean, wet sex. Is Charlie Sheen around? Because I hear someone #Winning.

    5. In The Car. As much as I love road head, I love pulling over and getting down to the nitty gritty in the back seat even more.

    6. Up Against The Mini-Bar. Admittedly this is probably the most uncomfortable and inconvenient and you’ll probably break that poor little bar, but if you’re at a hotel, I say screw it! It’s not your mini-bar.. break away!
     

  • Peters 6:53 pm on May 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Dress To Get Laid 

    Every woman loves a sharp dressed man, and every man loves a woman that’s well put together. If you’re still in the singles dating world, it’s very important to stay on top of your style. If you’re going out to meet local women or men, you’re not going to get very many double glances in your Texas State hoodie and 5 year old Levis.

    It’s easy to pick up style tips for dates by a simple Google search of the hottest celebrities. Everyone has their own unique style, so pick someone you feel best represents your style and emulate it as best you can.

    Two of the hottest dressing celebrities right now are on the young side: Zac Efron and Kim Kardashian. Both of them are stylish in their own way, but they also both possess the key elements of style that can translate to anyone. Let’s break it down:

    All guys would love to sleep with Kim Kardashian. Not just because of her killer good looks and smokin’ hot bod, but because of how she accentuates her curves in figure-flattering clothes. She knows how to stay up with the trends and puts a little of her personal flare into each outfit. Even in the middle picture she’s dressed extremely casually, but her accessories and the pieces she puts together make her look chic. It’s not only men that notice her style, either. Her body clinging dresses have been the most wanted item in girls closets for the past 2 years thanks to her. They show a little chest, a lot of leg, and don’t leave the fun parts to the imagination.

    No one wants to admit that Zac Efron is good looking. A kid famous for a Disney musical? No thanks. It would hurt our egos too much. But even if you don’t want to admit that he’s good looking, you do have to admit that he has KILLER style. He always looks cool, which is a hard thing to do. If you don’t try enough you look sloppy, but if you try too hard then you don’t look cool. It’s a very thin line. But he uses sophisticated pieces and mixes them with casual looks to create a Don-Draper-Meets-James-Franco look, and it’s HOT. If you look tailored, women will associate that with you having your life organized, which is the ultimate turn on.

    Don’t be a slob. Before dates, spend an extra hour at the mall finding something that will look good on. Because they like the way it looks on, then there’s no doubt they’ll want to take it off.

     

  • Peters 7:45 pm on May 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
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    Mariah Carey Is Always The Answer 

    Everyone’s done it. Just gotten out of a tough break up, tried and failed to meet local women, turned on the easy listening radio station and cried it out. There’s nothing better than grabbing your cat, curling up by the fire, and emptying a bottle of wine down the hatch while listening to depressing break up songs.

    So before you get to the sex-with-strangers-that-you-feel-so-dirty-about-sleeping-with-you-have-eight-showers-the-next-day stage, hit up iTunes, download these songs, and cry a river.

    No Woman, No Cry- Bob Marley. With this one, you can even add a little pot to the mix and get more emotional than the wine would have made you. Nothing like a little Jamaican music to heal that broken heart right up.

    White Horse- Taylor Swift. If you broke up because you were cheated on, then you’ll need an extra three days to recover after watching this video. Trust me, it’s sadder than when Kanye stole her MTV award.

    Don’t Speak- No Doubt. Let’s be serious, who hasn’t gotten tanked after a bad break up, called their ex’s voice mail and sang “Don’t tell me cuz it hurts!” at the top of their lungs? No? Just me?

    You Outta Know- Alanis Morisette. This one is for the angry crowd. No one does vengeful chick music better than Canadians do. What makes this song so great (besides her asking if he’s thinking of her when he fucks the new girl), is the fact that this song was written for Uncle Joey from Full House. I can see how that went down: “Joey, you’re cheating on me?! Cut. It. OUT!” *rimshot*…

    And if all else fails, turn to Mariah Carey! She’s a break up song god and has the ability to start the waterworks better than no other. My suggestion is We Belong Together, a touching little number that will tear you to pieces and make you sad for weeks. Plus, since you already know no one will date you, you don’t have to worry about what listening to Mariah will do to your street cred!

    So there you go, friends. Grab your iPod, grab your kleenex, and grab what little is left of your pride, because after crying over cheesy pop music, you’re going to be missing it for a while.

     

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